Government shut what?

Hello Mr. Government,

Did you know that my husband and I also once almost shut down?!

You didn’t!

Well, let me tell you what we did instead…

We fought hard.

We battled it out.

We attended counseling.  Together.  And learned how to work…together!

And, eventually, we got our act together.

Yep, there’s that word again.  Together. 

Perhaps you could do the same?

I don’t believe it’s too tall of an order.

We are counting on you.

Warmly your citizens,